IC Contact
Dec. 21st, 2013 06:26 pm
TT: Dirk isn't around to take your message right now, but I am-- the name's Lil' Hal, Dirk's autoresponder.
TT: This is an application designed to simulate DS's otherwise inimitably rad typing style, tone, cadence, personality, and substance of retort while he is away from the computer. The algorithms are guaranteed to be 9X% indistinguishable from DS's native neurological responses, based on some statistical analysis I basically just pulled out of my ass right now.
TT: Anyway, seeing as I am a sentient AI with better things to do than hang out listening to your shit, leave a message with my own totes-ironic auto responder.
TT: Yes.
TT: Hm.
TT: Interesting.